Bill Weld is a dirty trick

Apparently Bill Weld, the Republican who tricked the LPNY into nominating him for governor, has decided to drop out of the race - despite promising that he'd run even if he didn't get the Republican nomination.

Since the best way to deal with somebody you despise is limericks, here we go:

There was once a sleazebag from Smithtown
Whose principles were pretty far down
But he could get press
And he said yes and yes
But then he went and skipped town.