Thursday, February 09, 2006

I call cowpatty.

President Bush's attempt to justify the continued "War on Terror" - by citing a thwarted attack from 2002 - looks a lot like Karl Rove, sitting at home in council with his gnomes, came up with a synthesis of some terrorist attacks well-represented in the American psyche - shoe bombs and destructive plane-building encounters - and called it a fact, like Nigerian yellowcake. Al-Qaeda never does things the same way twice, unless it does them simultaneously, and certainly shoe bombs are highly unlikely to ever happen again. How does it even make sense to hijack a plane with a bomb anyways? This pathetic attempt at keeping our hair on end doesn't even warrant the strength of the word "bullshit", and I for one will eschew goosebumps.


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