Scared dollars might tank? Invest in Monopoly money!

Well, Monopoly money has at least had the same value for the past 70 years. I wish this was satirical, but sadly, it isn't. The more I think about the fact that greenbacks aren't actually backed by anything - they're only money because the Fed durn well says they are - the more I realize that any day now the bottom could fall out and we'd be screwed - and the national debt only makes it worse.