Federal money comes with strings attached? Who could've guessed?

Supreme Court rules that colleges that accept federal money must allow military recruiters

As much as the various tentacles of the federal government often contradict each other (like the EPA fining the DoE), it's no secret that the government, like any organization, has a set agenda, and part of that agenda is military. So if colleges accept federal money, they've got to accept federal guidelines.

Duh.